Scooters rule

Thanks to everyone who ventured up the top of New Zealand and back thru the Hokianga to see the big tree. Yeah ok the lambrettas made it to the top but you all know that small frames rule, and des you were right, small frame clutches do burn out (thanks 4 ya help on Friday night). What a cool fast weekend. 

Pooman who hadn't really been touring befor was at the start riding like a pussy but at the end this was a madman who wasnt afraid of shit, long live the poo (also known as nigger boy).  Neil never quite fell off this time but he did only have a limited supply of the evil weed, and dam his scooter was fast. Fraser was almost lost to the bible belt of the far north in order to find a welder. 

Jaxy was his normal conservative self until we got to wellsford where I slipped him some acid and he thought he was riding a ducati, he was also the only dude to take two scooters, long live jaxy, apparently poo has to give jaxy a reach around for lending the poo his scooter, Kevin cable guy made it to the top first on his gorgeous tv 175 series ii, I want mine back. 

Yurious g was gonna go home and pack a sad at Whangarei but he found the scooter repairing hand god was on his side and thrashed his bike senseless throughout the far north. 

And last but not least there is the king of scootering Matt Brooks, the undisputed legend of vespa, some say he has a mental illness, I spoke to a psychiatrist and he said that it was called scootermania and that it only happened to the dedicated hardcore who get lost in the scooter vortex, I hope you never come out of it Matt because you rule.

As for me well I may have had to limp home to Auckland on Friday night, rebuild my clutch from second hand trash that was lying around decompress and compress the clutch with a bolt a socket and a vice, but who would have thought that I would have left at 12.40 in the early hours of Saturday morning to catch up with a bunch of the coolest dudes.

Scooters rule

Small frames rule
Lammies rule
Large frames rule


What goes on tour stays on tour, I promise not to tell anyone about neil giving you a reach around poo.

As for you lame arses who didn't come, there is always the south of the north island pub tour next year you lame fucks